It's western bull dogs vs west coast eagles and there's quite a cwowd in Perth watching their eagles play.
And while swines will cwy and cwy like "you never played marngrook ke, you hate the game", I watch and know the game quite well and I'm almost certain I'd burn swines if he was marking me on the AFL field
...I enjoy the game when it's played well but I do hate the AFL as an org as since the early 2000s the org has been disgracefully led and the game has taken a toll as a result. Now members and guests I can tell you from experience that this first match of the AFL 2016 finals is absolutely shithouse viewing!
completely rubbish game. It started with western Bulldogs missing an open goal from 20metres out. Yes 
that's right completely unmarked professional AFL player running towards goal and fucking bungled it left of the wide posts with no cross bar from 20metres out 
:_<> then western Bulldogs went on to score another three or four misses that were very easy shots before west coast eagles went on to finally slot a goal...and yes 'score' and 'miss' is quite an odd thing to put to describe the same thing I know 
Anyway it's now three quarter time and the games got no better. The Eagles have played shithouse in front of their own crowd and the Bulldogs have had a big lead which hasn't looked like changing since 10mins into the second quarter.
Yep it's been an unskilled lopsided snore fest tonight folks.
I dearly hope the $35 I've spent to go watch tmws match will bring me a much better match. rest assured tho, I will def call it how it is :D
Yours sincerely,
KE the member who brings you the real story.
liar extraordinaire 
