Member showdown!!! #1 - Wookie vs intentcity

[King-Eliagh]

howdy mah members,

Welcome to the first of what will be many individual one on one member stoushes held here at tfc under the auspices of KE's member showdown!!! series

And tonight innnnn the admin corner wearing the soiled white straight jacket, just back from a self imposed period of isolation, we have the haggardly subject of his own rage, the cranky pants modbitch, the angry angry angry maaaaaann, WOOOOO-OOoooOoOOOKIE!!!! =D>

And in the douchebag members corner we have a man recently returned to tfc by way of mass disdain from members of other sites, a turd who thinks he's all that, a drongo who doesn't need to swill metho to look and talk like a derro, a long time footy forum fukk wit, IN-TENT-CIIIIITY!!! =D>

Both these fighters have a clear history of spite and hatred towards one another, both have ended up in tfs talking footy fightclub to put up their dukes, both have an incredibly poor record against yours truly but that's another story.

So without further ado....*drum roll

Wookie? Intentcity? I want a good fight and for you both to listen to my moderation at all times. Let's keep it rough folks. We wanna see what you pussies are made of!

Now fight!!!! =D>

[eelofwest]

I got my money on the wooksta...............$100 i am that confident.

[King-Eliagh]

Yes I think the wookster should win this one, tho intent city suggests he has some dirt which could effectively make wookie so angry I wouldn't be surprised if he begins violently head butting his knee...such is his anger management problems.

It'll be a good fight.

Wookie is coming in at short odds 3/2 on. Intent city is the underdog at 4/1.

Now get in here bitches and fight fight fight fight !!!

[AFLcrap1]

Lol
Wookie easily .
Incests biggest claim to fame on TFC at LU was arguing with all that
25/5 = 3.033
Will try to find thread .
It was hilarious .
He had gone to king of the Dumb Fumbletaaard list,which is quite an achievement with the BF loons who were posting there .
He argued for ages that his maths were right while the countless posters showing him how wrong he was,were laughing at the stupidity .
When he finally admitted he was wrong he then tried to make friends by asking did anyone want to play BATTLE PIRATES with him .
Lol did that go down well .
Lol
Battle pirate was his other name till he went MIA .

[leagueiscrap]

Lol
Wookie easily .
Incests biggest claim to fame on TFC at LU was arguing with all that
25/5 = 3.033
Will try to find thread .
It was hilarious .
He had gone to king of the Dumb Fumbletaaard list,which is quite an achievement with the BF loons who were posting there .
He argued for ages that his maths were right while the countless posters showing him how wrong he was,were laughing at the stupidity .
When he finally admitted he was wrong he then tried to make friends by asking did anyone want to play BATTLE PIRATES with him .
Lol did that go down well .
Lol
Battle pirate was his other name till he went MIA .

wookie will win basically due to being the mod! if he wasn't he would be having mental fits like you do spazza!

but going by all those details spazza, insects is another bloke you troll?

[AFLcrap1]

Who is Insects?

Lol

Incest is good value .
Good for a laugh
Trolls a lot ..takes as good as he gives .

You on the other hand are stupid ,or bat shit crazy .
My bet is a combination of both .

[AFLcrap1]

Wookie's alright, I just like pulling his chain.

You reckon you can get him interested in Battle pirates?

[King-Eliagh]

Wow, an unexpected start to the fight!! Folks if you're not able to view the fight as it goes down just read my posts as I'll be revising a blow by blow account :D

Well the bell sounded loud and clear some time ago and both competitors extremely sluggish and reticent to leave the safety of their respective corners. Finally intent city took the early initiative blowing a kiss to wookie whilst rubbing his manboobs. Wookies responded by making an angry baby face and flipping the bird at event organiser, yours truly!

Folks I hate to say it but intent city aka incest has taken a clear early lead with wookie showing signs he is not in control of his anger problem early on in this one. live odds are swinging in favour of incest here.

[AFLcrap1]

Lol .

[King-Eliagh]

Alrighty folks heres ur update.

Round one: bell went and both members entered the ring and stood steadfast in their corner doin little more than biting their nails and awkwardly scratching their ass to pretend they weren't afraid before the bell went.

Round 2: intent city blew a kiss and rubbed his man boobs in wookies direction. Wookie responded in an ashamed manner, turning to a fantastically dressed KE in the crowd and flipping him the bird for putting wookie in a tough situation.

Round 3,4,5,6,7,8,9 went by with each man opting not to fight.

It's now round ten and if nuttin happens soon I'm calling it off with the surprise winner being intercity.

This fight has so far been the most miserable feeble pissweak limp wrist end fight I've ever seen. Hugh grant in Bridget Jones diary would've flogged the pair of these shameful tfc members. They clearly have no idea of the forum they're in.

[King-Eliagh]

And winner by unanimous decision isssssss...in tent ssssshhhhhhiitttty!!!

:>:: =D> :>:: =D>

Sorry folks, I made the decision to call this one off prematurely in a the tenth round. Wookie showed clear signs that, if intentcity had the nads to have another shot at him, he would've been severely hurt in more ways than one so I've done the honorpuble thing to protect him.

Thanks for coming folks and sincere apologies for the lack of quality in this one. They showed promise in an earlier thread stoush but when it came down to showtime they failed to produce a spectacle of any proportion. But thanks for coming to watch anyway folks. I'll be sure to promote a better fight next time on Member Showdown!!!