Has anyone seen how those demons are travelling this season? Answer? Shithouse. Like a shithouse Clive Palmer visited after being constipated and eating countless Chinese takeaways, daily lashings of blue cheese and evening quaffing of two bottles of his favourite merlot for three weeks.
Yep it's been that bad.
Basically, they're averaging less than two goals a quarter 50 points a game for 3 or 4 weeks running now. And oppositions are just demolishing em. By the end of the first half the shows well and truly over folks. It's shithouse viewing on tele and to be at the game, well that's to pay 20 bucks to sit and view clives three week deposit I talked about before.
And what's worse? This is normal. Yep it's the usual week in week out shalacking unless they play another basketcase side like brissie.
But why folks? What's the reason?
KE knows
basically folks its ironically called "expansion" down at AFL hq. They tore the heart and guts out of their comp and foundation clubs such as Melbs to say "hey look tv companies, we are in sydney and qld" "look how national we are". Prob is the expansion teams are either shithouse too or still calling for handouts from the AFL!! :_<> And what's it lead to? Well Melbs have tanked to high hell and still can't get a break. They've cheated lied and likely used performance enhancers too. For what? Nuttin.
Yep Melbs is the gutter trash that has resulted from AFL expansion. They've cheated and lied and yet, the foundationbclub with the name of vfl heartland on their chests are worse entertainment than a bunch of lost drunken puppets on gameday. It's a bloody disgrace.
And once more, what's worse? There's about five other clubs who are no better off!
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