The Truth is a bitter pill to swallow

[NRLCrap1]

Whine on, Eliagh, because I just opened a new tab and checked the AFL Sydney website. You stated that you played in Division 6 right? Well guess what? In 2013 there was NO DIVISION 6!! It only went to Division FIVE!! So explain that one! And that question goes to Beaussie as well.

Oh and bruising MIGHT mean a break by the way. Combined with swelling the chances of a break increases. That's from my wife direct as I just checked with her.

[King-Eliagh]

please quote where I stated I played in div six numb nuts

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And show your wifey, the half blown up plastic thing in a nurses outfit stashed in the cupboard, what you wrote on this site about swelling and ambulances. Just be prepared to go without for some time cwapper. With that doozy there's possibly a divorce on the cards here folks

Seriously looney is this folk Can anyone from the AFL persuasion please school this chump??

[NRLCrap1]

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''you know where the ice is mate? I think its already starting to swell up a bit...maybe I can start in the second quarter''

Look at the quote written by YOU, Eliagh! Sprung!!

Are you a doctor or a nurse? No, so you don't know. Such a decision should be left to the experts - like trainers at the football for example.

[AFLcrap1]

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=2563&start=225#p90171

''you know where the ice is mate? I think its already starting to swell up a bit...maybe I can start in the second quarter''

Look at the quote written by YOU, Eliagh! Sprung!!

Are you a doctor or a nurse? No, so you don't know. Such a decision should be left to the experts - like trainers at the football for example.

What about listening to a simpleton who thinks every swelling is a Broken bone.

[King-Eliagh]

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=2563&start=225#p90171

''you know where the ice is mate? I think its already starting to swell up a bit...maybe I can start in the second quarter''

Look at the quote written by YOU, Eliagh! Sprung!!

Are you a doctor or a nurse? No, so you don't know. Such a decision should be left to the experts - like trainers at the football for example.

That was just a lil scene I made you tool. You might notice prior to writing the scene I wrote ''imagine this...''! Man cwapper please be right, for once in your life! I wanna applaud you! div 6 was just some number I pulled out of thin air dumbo!

As for your second comment, I've done numerous first aid courses and had several sprains and breaks and contusions, all of which swell doofus. If trainers called the ambos everytime our sports people had a bit of swelling on the weekend tens of thousands of deaths would occur annually as a result of our ambos not being able to make it out to more serious calls.

[NRLCrap1]

First paragraph - I don't believe you.

Second paragraph - you aren't qualified. Besides I said MIGHT in case you didn't notice! And an ambo is not essential. What's essential is that your game is over!!

[King-Eliagh]

No you didn't say that. Stop lying cwapper. We all know what you said.

Oh and btw. It's true, I coached and played in alice springs as well as playing up to last season in syd. I also played a match in Amsterdam against paris :D

You know nada compared to me with ya lil sponsorship of yer local team

Ask me how things work anytime pal :D

[NRLCrap1]

Why should I ask you anything while you persist with this childish behaviour? How could I learn anything from such a blatant child? You are lying like a child and you are behaving like a child. You need to grow up and grow up now, Eliagh. I know what I said and you are lying about what I said. Stop it, now.

[King-Eliagh]

I could quote you to refresh your memory?

you're lying too much on these forums and its affecting them negatively. please grow up. I've played and coached marngrook plenty.

[NRLCrap1]

I have not lied once. You are the liar and refuse to provide positive evidence of it. You have not played "marngrook" at all. You are incapable of behaving like an adult.

Edit - Note that I put Marngrook in inverted commas. I was referring to the actual game of Marngrook that some aboriginal communities still play today. I maintain that Eliagh has NEVER played it and that Beaussie never saw him playing it either.

[King-Eliagh]

Beaussie our site admin says you're full of shit there cwapper. I'd be careful what ya sayin there. He's seen me play before

[AFLcrap1]

Got to be a RL fan trolling .
No one is that dumb .

[King-Eliagh]

Dear dear members and guests,

It is with some regret and sadness that i write this post. It's definitely a bitter pill for me to swallow but swallow it i must... Earlier this year whilst playing basketball i had quite a serious injury to my knee. ACL and Meniscus severely torn...its meant i am no longer aloud to play twisting and jumping sports and...subsequently...i am no longer able to tell you all of and gloat about my on (marngrook) field exploits

It's been a tough few months going through the surgery and recovery process knowing that I'll never set foot on the field or bball court as a player again...a tough few months knowing i'll never be able to provide my on field success reports and watch the jealousy in you guys ooze out onto these hallowed pages... . However its looking like im healing nicely and will be able to return to boxing training so i might just do that and get myself into a few more amatuer bouts for fun, or simply ride, row and swim to keep myself in fantastic shape.

I'll leave you all with the knowledge that yes, my last ever game of marngrook was one of my best. Broke my wrist in the second quarter, yet played on setting up goals, getting plenty of quality possessions and scoring the best goal i've ever scored...all with a broken wrist. Scored myself four best player on ground points too!

Yes, it's something I'll never forget, how well and natural i played that sport...

But I'm not sure what we can do with this thread now. Perhaps we can sort of have it as a sortof 'Ask KE about footy' thread for those AFL fans of this site who have not played or not played well before and clearly lack knowledge of how the game works. I think that'd be good for blokes like phelpsy, nrlcrap1, TLPG, adam/leagueiscrap and others who really show they dont know the flow, essence and skills of the game so often on here.

What you guys think?

[Fred]

Love ya work got to admit lol.

[AFLcrap1]

Dear dear members and guests,

It is with some regret and sadness that i write this post. It's definitely a bitter pill for me to swallow but swallow it i must... Earlier this year whilst playing basketball i had quite a serious injury to my knee. ACL and Meniscus severely torn...its meant i am no longer aloud to play twisting and jumping sports and...subsequently...i am no longer able to tell you all of and gloat about my on (marngrook) field exploits

It's been a tough few months going through the surgery and recovery process knowing that I'll never set foot on the field or bball court as a player again...a tough few months knowing i'll never be able to provide my on field success reports and watch the jealousy in you guys ooze out onto these hallowed pages... . However its looking like im healing nicely and will be able to return to boxing training so i might just do that and get myself into a few more amatuer bouts for fun, or simply ride, row and swim to keep myself in fantastic shape.

I'll leave you all with the knowledge that yes, my last ever game of marngrook was one of my best. Broke my wrist in the second quarter, yet played on setting up goals, getting plenty of quality possessions and scoring the best goal i've ever scored...all with a broken wrist. Scored myself four best player on ground points too!

Yes, it's something I'll never forget, how well and natural i played that sport...

But I'm not sure what we can do with this thread now. Perhaps we can sort of have it as a sortof 'Ask KE about footy' thread for those AFL fans of this site who have not played or not played well before and clearly lack knowledge of how the game works. I think that'd be good for blokes like phelpsy, nrlcrap1, TLPG, adam/leagueiscrap and others who really show they dont know the flow, essence and skills of the game so often on here.

What you guys think?

Someone has to enlighten the poor sods.