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AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:40 pm
by Terry
Yep, you heard it right sports fans. Amongst the rampant racism on and off the field and the incredible on going crowd violence the fumbling game has thrown up another amazing event.

Yep, pinching. You know........like 6 year old girls do in the playground to annoy their girlfriends. Hawks player Ben Stratton has been sent straight to the tribunal for repeatedly pinching an appropriately named Bombers player Orazio Fantasia lololoololololol.

And to make it worse big bad Stratton is the club capatain lolololololol. Just when ya think ya can't laugh any more at the fumbling game they come up with this school playground level hilarity!!!!!! Bloody incredible!!!!!!

Wow, it weally weally is a big tuff game this fumbling lolololol!!!!!! Grown men pinching who woulda thunk it????

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-06-15/ ... l/11213378

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:58 pm
by AFLcrap1
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Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:17 pm
by notaleaguefan
It’s not like the player went around repeatedly inserting his fingered up the opposition players behinds! :wave:

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:31 pm
by AFLcrap1
Lol
How long ago was that .
Deflecting again .
Owww he pinched me

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:29 pm
by SportCapital
Sneaky fucker, thought he'd get under Orazio's skin. [-X
Think again, the little champ was unphased. =D

I'm just glad he didn't resort to digital rape, unlike in the NRL where ramming a didge up another man's jexy makes you famous and its perpetrators names become synonymous with the action.

So glad!

This little gem comes to mind when I think of this....

“Anybody who dares suggest that rugby league is not a culture to despise, then they are just as stupid and boorish as the offending players”

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:37 pm
by AFLcrap1
So nearly 2 decades ago v today
1 point for a feeble attempt

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:46 pm
by SportCapital
What was the Hawkes player name?

Uh uh uh...... I saw that .......No scrolling.

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:08 pm
by notaleaguefan
AFLcrap1 wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:37 pm
So nearly 2 decades ago v today
1 point for a feeble attempt
And
That time frame is relevant when it suits you so it suits me as well!
When you think the poking opposition players from behind isn’t funny enough
The nrlol dishes up this
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-09- ... ow/4951508

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:44 am
by Terry
So it seems this pinching brute Stratton has form. A couple of weeks ago he was tip toeing a fine line by tormenting Lions forward Cameron with a series of slaps loloololool Yep. You heard that right a series of slaps lololololol.

What a sport is the Australian Fumbling League. Waddaya we gonna get next.......serial scratching? Handbags at 20 paces? Long distance spitting, hair pulling amongst the big men lolololololol?????


https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/don ... 51y9m.html
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Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:11 pm
by AFLcrap1
Jesus they breed em tough in the afl bubble
Pinching .hair pulling .
Slapping .
Lol
What an embarrassment of a sport .

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:13 pm
by AFLcrap1
notaleaguefan wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:08 pm
AFLcrap1 wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:37 pm
So nearly 2 decades ago v today
1 point for a feeble attempt
And
That time frame is relevant when it suits you so it suits me as well!
When you think the poking opposition players from behind isn’t funny enough
The nrlol dishes up this
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-09- ... ow/4951508
Lol biting genitals ..he may have done it .
Wasn't the nrl as you claimed ..lolposting bullshit again .
How strange . :))) :)))
It was a GC club game ..not even state level .
But back to genital biting....drum roll please
the AFL pioneered it . .

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:54 pm
by notaleaguefan
AFLcrap1 wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:13 pm
notaleaguefan wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:08 pm
AFLcrap1 wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:37 pm
So nearly 2 decades ago v today
1 point for a feeble attempt
And
That time frame is relevant when it suits you so it suits me as well!
When you think the poking opposition players from behind isn’t funny enough
The nrlol dishes up this
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-09- ... ow/4951508
Lol biting genitals ..he may have done it .
Wasn't the nrl as you claimed ..lolposting bullshit again .
How strange . :))) :)))
It was a GC club game ..not even state level .
But back to genital biting....drum roll please
the AFL pioneered it . .
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport ... 3b1b3a2fb5

Pinching is still better than
Biting or squirrel gripping wangs or putting finger up behinds, king hits,

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:55 pm
by AFLcrap1
Oh dear back to education time for the VI
You ignored where I said the AFl pioneered it .

Peter Filandra was the afl player who bit another mans balls
Lol
I've already posted on here an afl player doing the digit check on another player
& king hits
Lol see your hard man barney hill .he was an expert .
You really are dumber than dog shit

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:21 am
by notaleaguefan
AFLcrap1 wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:55 pm
Oh dear back to education time for the VI
You ignored where I said the AFl pioneered it .

Peter Filandra was the afl player who bit another mans balls
Lol
I've already posted on here an afl player doing the digit check on another player
& king hits
Lol see your hard man barney hill .he was an expert .
You really are dumber than dog shit
That all you got!

Fingers up bums
Squillel grips cock biting
Wedges
King hits
Assaults
Fondling animals
Have animals lick testicles
Women beaters, assaults to general members of the public are common things
Drug rings
Bikes
The list goes on and on
Head idiot of the nrlol says they have a culture problem!
Sponsors fleeing, renegotiating contracts or tearing them up.

But afl has culture problems due to pinching on the field!
And I’m the dumb :x

Tell us how sponsors and the nrlol works again

Re: AFL player cited for "PINCHING" - Can ya believe it????

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:08 am
by AFLcrap1
Jesus h fuck
We are talking on field .
You listed stuff ..taking the moral high ground as usual & I just educated you on how afl players do the same .
You're just not too bright

& stop bringing sponsors into every thread . This thread also has nothing to do with sponsors .
It's about the grade 2 schoolgirl behaviour of afl players .