A descriptive analysis of the soccer code
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A descriptive analysis of the soccer code
Hi folks,
I've observed and played lots of soccer so have quite some standing on analysing and describing the code.
After years of regrettably playing it growing up and watching countless boring matches I think I can sum it up really well and I hope you'll all enjoy and agree with me
It's basically 20 men (keepers excluded) the majority with long hair preened to look like a female Pantene shampoo model, with body's not dissimilar to a 15 year old catwalk model, prancing around on a field like ballerinas or young female gymnasts doing their ball floor routine and falling over pretending half their leg is torn off with amputation the only option to stay alive.
What a pissweak, gender identity crisis, crybaby temper tantrum piddled my pants and pooed my nappy debacle of a sport. I mean seriously!
I've observed and played lots of soccer so have quite some standing on analysing and describing the code.
After years of regrettably playing it growing up and watching countless boring matches I think I can sum it up really well and I hope you'll all enjoy and agree with me
It's basically 20 men (keepers excluded) the majority with long hair preened to look like a female Pantene shampoo model, with body's not dissimilar to a 15 year old catwalk model, prancing around on a field like ballerinas or young female gymnasts doing their ball floor routine and falling over pretending half their leg is torn off with amputation the only option to stay alive.
What a pissweak, gender identity crisis, crybaby temper tantrum piddled my pants and pooed my nappy debacle of a sport. I mean seriously!
xman wrote:KE, why is an even comp important?
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Re: A descriptive analysis of the soccer code
Ode to KE - AKA FIGJAM (or RD's (prissy pants) bitchKing-Eliagh wrote:Hi folks,
I've observed and played lots of soccer so have quite some standing on analysing and describing the code.
After years of regrettably playing it growing up and watching countless boring matches I think I can sum it up really well and I hope you'll all enjoy and agree with me
It's basically 20 men (keepers excluded) the majority with long hair preened to look like a female Pantene shampoo model, with body's not dissimilar to a 15 year old catwalk model, prancing around on a field like ballerinas or young female gymnasts doing their ball floor routine and falling over pretending half their leg is torn off with amputation the only option to stay alive.
What a pissweak, gender identity crisis, crybaby temper tantrum piddled my pants and pooed my nappy debacle of a sport. I mean seriously!
I have played league at the highest level
I have played AFL at the highest level
I have played soccer at the highest level
I have ran the marathon at the Olympics
Have played in the Bledisloe cup (both teams)
Swam the channel
Climbed north face of Mt Everest
Gone to outer space
Beat Mohamed Ali
All together now ...... I've done everything man, I am the greatest
(Pitty it's all fictional!)
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Re: A descriptive analysis of the soccer code
cool storyKing-Eliagh wrote:Hi folks,
I've observed and played lots of soccer so have quite some standing on analysing and describing the code.
After years of regrettably playing it growing up and watching countless boring matches I think I can sum it up really well and I hope you'll all enjoy and agree with me
It's basically 20 men (keepers excluded) the majority with long hair preened to look like a female Pantene shampoo model, with body's not dissimilar to a 15 year old catwalk model, prancing around on a field like ballerinas or young female gymnasts doing their ball floor routine and falling over pretending half their leg is torn off with amputation the only option to stay alive.
What a pissweak, gender identity crisis, crybaby temper tantrum piddled my pants and pooed my nappy debacle of a sport. I mean seriously!
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Re: A descriptive analysis of the soccer code
It's good descriptive analysis eh sydfc?
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Re: A descriptive analysis of the soccer code
:_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<>King-Eliagh wrote:Hi folks,
I've observed and played lots of soccer so have quite some standing on analysing and describing the code.
After years of regrettably playing it growing up and watching countless boring matches I think I can sum it up really well and I hope you'll all enjoy and agree with me
It's basically 20 men (keepers excluded) the majority with long hair preened to look like a female Pantene shampoo model, with body's not dissimilar to a 15 year old catwalk model, prancing around on a field like ballerinas or young female gymnasts doing their ball floor routine and falling over pretending half their leg is torn off with amputation the only option to stay alive.
What a pissweak, gender identity crisis, crybaby temper tantrum piddled my pants and pooed my nappy debacle of a sport. I mean seriously!
you nailed it E
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Re: A descriptive analysis of the soccer code
:_<> :_<> :_<>Swans4ever wrote:Ode to KE - AKA FIGJAM (or RD's (prissy pants) bitchKing-Eliagh wrote:Hi folks,
I've observed and played lots of soccer so have quite some standing on analysing and describing the code.
After years of regrettably playing it growing up and watching countless boring matches I think I can sum it up really well and I hope you'll all enjoy and agree with me
It's basically 20 men (keepers excluded) the majority with long hair preened to look like a female Pantene shampoo model, with body's not dissimilar to a 15 year old catwalk model, prancing around on a field like ballerinas or young female gymnasts doing their ball floor routine and falling over pretending half their leg is torn off with amputation the only option to stay alive.
What a pissweak, gender identity crisis, crybaby temper tantrum piddled my pants and pooed my nappy debacle of a sport. I mean seriously!
I have played league at the highest level
I have played AFL at the highest level
I have played soccer at the highest level
I have ran the marathon at the Olympics
Have played in the Bledisloe cup (both teams)
Swam the channel
Climbed north face of Mt Everest
Gone to outer space
Beat Mohamed Ali
All together now ...... I've done everything man, I am the greatest
(Pitty it's all fictional!)
this coming from Sgt Rambo
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RL SOO II 4.194 Million veiwers
RL SOO I 4.068 Million
NRL GF 3.968 Million
VFL Grand Final 3.620 Million
SOO III 3.364 Million
NRL Prelim 2.219 Million
Kangaroos V NZ 1.214 Million
Sookerwhos V Japan 238K
RL SOO I 4.068 Million
NRL GF 3.968 Million
VFL Grand Final 3.620 Million
SOO III 3.364 Million
NRL Prelim 2.219 Million
Kangaroos V NZ 1.214 Million
Sookerwhos V Japan 238K
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Re: A descriptive analysis of the soccer code
you forgot to add in his high paying government job, one where he gets to travel all around the state, specially to the states when there big games onSwans4ever wrote:Ode to KE - AKA FIGJAM (or RD's (prissy pants) bitchKing-Eliagh wrote:Hi folks,
I've observed and played lots of soccer so have quite some standing on analysing and describing the code.
After years of regrettably playing it growing up and watching countless boring matches I think I can sum it up really well and I hope you'll all enjoy and agree with me
It's basically 20 men (keepers excluded) the majority with long hair preened to look like a female Pantene shampoo model, with body's not dissimilar to a 15 year old catwalk model, prancing around on a field like ballerinas or young female gymnasts doing their ball floor routine and falling over pretending half their leg is torn off with amputation the only option to stay alive.
What a pissweak, gender identity crisis, crybaby temper tantrum piddled my pants and pooed my nappy debacle of a sport. I mean seriously!
I have played league at the highest level
I have played AFL at the highest level
I have played soccer at the highest level
I have ran the marathon at the Olympics
Have played in the Bledisloe cup (both teams)
Swam the channel
Climbed north face of Mt Everest
Gone to outer space
Beat Mohamed Ali
All together now ...... I've done everything man, I am the greatest
(Pitty it's all fictional!)
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Re: A descriptive analysis of the soccer code
Hahaha yeah I'm really upset RD - I'd say I was pissing in my pants - hang on you've already taken that one hahaha - wearing your cuddles??? Pissy pants!!!! Hahaha! :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<>Raiderdave wrote::_<> :_<> :_<>Swans4ever wrote:Ode to KE - AKA FIGJAM (or RD's (prissy pants) bitchKing-Eliagh wrote:Hi folks,
I've observed and played lots of soccer so have quite some standing on analysing and describing the code.
After years of regrettably playing it growing up and watching countless boring matches I think I can sum it up really well and I hope you'll all enjoy and agree with me
It's basically 20 men (keepers excluded) the majority with long hair preened to look like a female Pantene shampoo model, with body's not dissimilar to a 15 year old catwalk model, prancing around on a field like ballerinas or young female gymnasts doing their ball floor routine and falling over pretending half their leg is torn off with amputation the only option to stay alive.
What a pissweak, gender identity crisis, crybaby temper tantrum piddled my pants and pooed my nappy debacle of a sport. I mean seriously!
I have played league at the highest level
I have played AFL at the highest level
I have played soccer at the highest level
I have ran the marathon at the Olympics
Have played in the Bledisloe cup (both teams)
Swam the channel
Climbed north face of Mt Everest
Gone to outer space
Beat Mohamed Ali
All together now ...... I've done everything man, I am the greatest
(Pitty it's all fictional!)
this coming from Sgt Rambo
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yeah
cucumber sandwiches don't count cockhead :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<> :_<>
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Swans4ever wrote:Ode to KE - AKA FIGJAM (or RD's (prissy pants) bitchKing-Eliagh wrote:Hi folks,
I've observed and played lots of soccer so .............
I have played league at the highest level
I have played AFL at the highest level
I have played soccer at the highest level
I have ran the marathon at the Olympics
Have played in the Bledisloe cup (both teams)
Swam the channel
Climbed north face of Mt Everest
Gone to outer space
Beat Mohamed Ali
All together now ...... I've done everything man, I am the greatest
(Pitty it's all fictional!)
You forgot to add "all before I was 12 years old" because I'm looking forward to my 13th year in this cave.
Nice try Cos.
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Look guys. I know it would be hard for someone who's uncoordinated, not had success at sport nor played multiple sports, has not travelled nor had a job which requires travel, it'd be hard for them to understand my life and easy for them to be jealous. Anyone who's had some success with anything wouldnt mind at all what ive achieved.
You poor bastards clearly fall in the former category. Look, take it from me. Just play with the cards you've been dealt and dont get all dirty when another holds the aces. It's life bro's...figjam.
You poor bastards clearly fall in the former category. Look, take it from me. Just play with the cards you've been dealt and dont get all dirty when another holds the aces. It's life bro's...figjam.
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LolKing-Eliagh wrote:Look guys. I know it would be hard for someone who's uncoordinated, not had success at sport nor played multiple sports, has not travelled nor had a job which requires travel, it'd be hard for them to understand my life and easy for them to be jealous. Anyone who's had some success with anything wouldnt mind at all what ive achieved.
You poor bastards clearly fall in the former category. Look, take it from me. Just play with the cards you've been dealt and dont get all dirty when another holds the aces. It's life bro's...figjam.
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that my only joy in life is posting fictitious bs on a message board!!!King-Eliagh wrote:it'd be hard for them to understand my life ....
Nice try Cos.
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^^^cos789 wrote:that my only joy in life is posting fictitious bs on a message board!!!King-Eliagh wrote:it'd be hard for them to understand my life ....
Poor bastard. He's prob never been out of Perth this one
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Are you looking in the mirror again KE ??King-Eliagh wrote:^^^cos789 wrote:that my only joy in life is posting fictitious bs on a message board!!!King-Eliagh wrote:it'd be hard for them to understand my life ....
Poor bastard. He's prob never been out of Perth this one
That could be a problem for you.
Watch it when you go for a leak and don't copy anything those rl big boys do.
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Truest thing you have ever posted.cos789 wrote:that my only joy in life is posting fictitious bs on a message board!!!King-Eliagh wrote:it'd be hard for them to understand my life ....
Just look at anything to do with TV ratings or international Derpball.
Some mighty fine fiction there.
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