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kinda highlight 3 of the messiest dumbest decisions made by a professional organisation. I mean look at em
Lion Mayes leads the way
BRISBANE young gun Sam Mayes says there should be no fear for the club’s young cubs when they take on Hawthorn at Etihad Stadium.
Setback for Karmichael
KARMICHAEL Hunt’s bid to resurrect his AFL career has been dealt another blow, struck down with gastro this week.
Sydney bonus threat
SYDNEY’S cost-of-living allowance could be abolished as early as mid-season, forcing the Swans to make tough decisions on their 2015 list.
The lions shouldn't be worried about facing hawthorne? What a joke! :lol: The lions are a perennial basketcase league team, a horrible reminder of the ignorance of folk like demetriou who believe, and I quote '' AFL can be the sport of choice for all young men" :lol: From this heightened arrogance we've had expansion at a severe financial and credibility cost to the competition. Note that the emergence of the basketcase league coincided with the expansion of the comp.

Khunts got gastro! :_<> Fukk eh. So can anyone with a mathematical mind try and tell me the answer to this problem. Given khunt is on about a million of afl money per season for, since his first game and right now literally performing like shiiit, how much AFL dosh is getting flushed down the dunny this week if khunt is on the shitter for 25mins, 6 times a day?? If no one else can work this out I'll have a stab at it on Friday and provide you all the actual dollar sum.

Sydneys cost of living allowance. Well that's another crock of poo right there isn't it! :lol: Seriously the club don't need no extra dosh. The results they're getting and the amounts theyre paying simply add to the divide between the basketcase league and the AFL. Another beautiful transparent example of the AFL's stupidity.


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NRLCrap1 wrote:cryinglittlegirl.pic
wtf is this supposed to mean? you're supposed to put img around it ya silly nong :?>

And what on earth are you still doin round here. ya lost the bet dipshit. now piiiisssorrrf :<>


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I am a bit worried about the coming year.

I think the Lions are going to struggle big time. If u look at our draw we could possibly be 0-12 after 12 rounds!!! Not good



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King-Eliagh wrote:
NRLCrap1 wrote:cryinglittlegirl.pic
wtf is this supposed to mean? you're supposed to put img around it ya silly nong :?>

And what on earth are you still doin round here. ya lost the bet dipshit. now piiiisssorrrf :<>
Get fucked, Eliagh. It's Dave who lost the bet. And I won't put the pic up because those pics were banned by Xman after Dave over used them and was accused of being a pedophile as a result.


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Pete_09 wrote:I am a bit worried about the coming year.

I think the Lions are going to struggle big time. If u look at our draw we could possibly be 0-12 after 12 rounds!!! Not good
Hmm yes I concur Pete. I love seeing the lions lose, but I don't know if I want to see them lose so much that they'll have to fold and then I wont be able to enjoy watching them lose anymore. :lol:


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They won't fold.

The end.


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I bet the lions getting thrashed last night made u happy King.

They were terrible



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SYDNEY’S cost-of-living allowance

Always makes me laugh.

Just a piss poor excuse to prop them up year after year to try and keep them relevant (sort of) :arrow: :[] :^o



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Well? Sydney's the most expensive place to live in the fricking country!!


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Cool, that should mean every club in every sport in Sydney deserves a pay rise eh?

Derp!



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Yeah actually they do!


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Story Number 1!!!
Lion Mayes leads the way
BRISBANE young gun Sam Mayes says there should be no fear for the club’s young cubs when they take on Hawthorn at Etihad Stadium
There should be no fear eh? Says the basketcase young gun :lol: FFS when will these get it, there's a freakin chasm between the top 8 and the bottom 6 of the AFL comp. A freakin chasm I tells ya.

End result. Hawthorn 154 Brissie 23. :shock: :shock: :shock:

It wouldve been worse if hawthorn tried. Brisbane had only scored 1 goal up until the beginning of the fourth quarter where the hawks clearly relaxed.

Deary my this season could well be the worst in the history of Australian pro sporting comps if this continues...


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Second story.

Khunts got gastro! :_<> So I told yas if no one could try and tell me the answer to the following problem I'd give it a crack today.
Given khunt is on about a million of afl money per season for, since his first game and right now literally performing like shiiit, how much AFL dosh is getting flushed down the dunny this week if khunt is on the shitter for 25mins, 6 times a day?? If no one else can work this out I'll have a stab at it on Friday and provide you all the actual dollar sum.
Ok well first of all we must find out how long Khunt would be shittting each day and then multiply that by 7 to figure how long he's on the dunny for the week while getting paid by the AFL.

- So we have 6 X 25 = 150mins per day. This equates to 2.5 hours a day khunt is a shiittting on the dunny and at the same time getting paid by the afl.

- For a week we go 2.5 X 7 = 17.5hours per week that khunt would be on the shiiter whilst getting paid by the afl.

Ok now the tricky part. If Khunt makes 1million a year we must divide this by 52 to get his weekly wage. $1,000,000 divided by 52 = $19,231 dollars paid to khunt for one week of fumbling and bumblin.

24hours a day times by 7 days a week = 168 total hours in the week.

Therefore $19,238 divided by 168 (X17.5) = the total amount of AFL dosh flushed down the dunny by khunt this week.

And the magical answer isssssssssss..... $2003 big ones just flushed down the shitter by khunt!


Lets not forget tho if we add to this amount khunts shiiiit onfield performance then, over a year the figure would rise to $$$929,003

This begs the questions once more. Why is khunt on so much money? Why has he got a spot on the team? When will the AFL realise how to spend money wiself and market their sport appropriately?


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You have the nerve to preach to the AFL about marketing, when the NRL is doing bugger all outside it's heartland?? At least the AFL is trying which is more than I can say for rugby league!


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