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Clarification!
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:26 pm
by pussycat
The only Australian to have won a super bowl ring is Jesse Williams who played rugby league as a junior!
I think this point needed to be clarified as some bubble dwellers have suggested otherwise, making wild accusations that inferior sportsman like AFL players have done similar
Re: Clarification!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:38 am
by King-Eliagh
Afl players role in NFL has three... well actually two distinct steps
1. Sit skinny white ass on bench, make bench warm, day dream, twiddle thumbs and look into crowd every now and then
2.Coach calls for PUNT! Listen in, run onto field, punt, run off field quickly before getting skinny white ass steamrolled.
3. Repeat step one.
there is absolutely no better time to use, no more apt usage of, the term 'whoopdifukkindo' than when afl fans boast about their players 'making it' in the NFL
Re: Clarification!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:10 am
by Terry
King-Eliagh wrote: ↑Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:38 am
Afl players role in NFL has three... well actually two distinct steps
1. Sit skinny white ass on bench, make bench warm, day dream, twiddle thumbs and look into crowd every now and then
2.Coach calls for PUNT! Listen in, run onto field, punt, run off field quickly before getting skinny white ass steamrolled.
3. Repeat step one.
there is absolutely no better time to use, no more apt usage of, the term 'whoopdifukkindo' than when afl fans boast about their players 'making it' in the NFL
No, no, no King!!!!! They do so much more!!!! They might be regarded as the totally unskilled hacks of the team, have a wage equivalent to a 1st year brickies labourer and be as well known as a junior janitor in a NY skyscraper but gee....they do work.
They do some very important things............they run coffee to the real players. They shine the boots of the real players. They never stop running menial base level chores for the stars of the game.........you know......the ones that actually run, tackle and score touchdowns.
I won't have it that these poor downtrodden, forgotten, tiny cogs of the NFL be talked down!!!!! I mean it's a well known fact that NFL players have the shiniest boots in world sports .....bravo AFL punters.....hold your heads high. Well played!!!!!
Re: Clarification!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:34 am
by Terry
The_Wookie wrote: ↑Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:20 am
at least they are making it onto the fucking field.
Of course. They run on.......kick........they run off lololololololol!!!!
And it's hardly the fault of Williams that he was repeatedly injured. I mean he was a champion College player that was so highly thought of they kept him on the books for 2 years hoping he recovered from injury.
Re: Clarification!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:37 am
by pussycat
The_Wookie wrote: ↑Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:52 am
This is Jesse "did not play a game in his teams superbowl season and got a ring just because he was on the fucking list" Williams right?
The guy didnt play a game in his entire NFL career. Injured out of training camp, and never made it back into the playing squad.
But yeah thumbs up for superbowl man.
You know as opposed to Ben Graham who was the first Australian to actually play in a Superbowl - and then another 99 games with three different NFL teams.
And he doesnt even bear mentioning next to Darren bennet who did the following
2× Pro Bowl (1995, 2000)
2× All-Pro (1995, 2000)
NFL 1990s All-Decade Team
San Diego Chargers Hall of Fame
San Diego Chargers 50th Anniversary Team
San Diego Chargers 40th Anniversary Team
So yeah next time you want to clarify something at least make sure he fucking made it onto the field for a game.
He was out injured. After being chosen in the main squad due to his previous success. Correct me if i'm wrong wookie, but this would make him
the only Australian to win a Superbowl ring . The only Australian. ... Wow
Re: Clarification!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:30 pm
by NlolRL
you're seriously bragging about the success of a guy who didnt play? LEL
Re: Clarification!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:23 pm
by King-Eliagh
The_Wookie wrote: ↑Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:20 am
at least they are making it onto the fucking field.
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Yes wookie, they do “make it onto the fukking field” don’t they
