Talking Footy

SportCapital wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:02 pm

AFL had 50% more lead changes in the finals which equals a more exciting emotional roller coaster for both sides supporters.

King-Eliagh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:32 am

Hellllooooo mah members

Talking footys resident prophet here with another important heads up forfootyfans

So, many of you will have read my fantastically popular thread on the lopsided piece of dogshit 2017 afl finals if you haven't, it's a fantastic read so please feel free to sit down with a warm milo and ur favourite blanket and have a good Ol read and chuckle over the hilarity that is the afl fans trying to defend the worst finals series in the history of afl footy (and likely all football codes).

If you don't have the time to read basically in sum this year the afl finals series produced 7 out of a possible 8 matches where one team absolutely and clearly dominated their opponent. These types of matches are boring to watch and should be rarer in finals footy, there's simply no two ways about that. I truly feel sorry for the many thousands of poor bastards who spent their hard earned money and free time watching lopsided contests that were often over by halftime. I watched a few matches on tv, it felt like I imagine what Chinese water torture would feel like. A slow and agonisingly boring torture.

So Having generously explained the background to my prophecy I would now like to state that

De cwowds and de tv watings of the 2018 afl series will be lower than the 2017 afl finals series.

Mark my words mah members!
I know this prophecy may be impacted by the mammoth prevalence of brain washed merinos that attend and watch afl no matter how shit the actual product is but I have belief that a lot of em have a few functional brain cells and a memory and will be disheartened by what happened this year.

King-Eliagh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:55 pm

50% more lead changes? Who's arse was that stat plucked from?

Fact is 7out of the 8 afl games were one sided piece of dogshit affairs. That's just the fact and no waffling on about high scoring or lead changes or cwowds or tv watings can change the fact. So cry me a river me afl laddettes, cry me a river

Now let's get this thread back on topic. Will the ratings and crowds drop in the 2018 series as a result of the lopsided 2017 series?

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Is my prophecy on the money ?

SportCapital wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:48 pm

King-Eliagh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:55 pm

50% more lead changes? Who's arse was that stat plucked from?

Fact is 7out of the 8 afl games were one sided piece of dogshit affairs. That's just the fact and no waffling on about high scoring or lead changes or cwowds or tv watings can change the fact. So cry me a river me afl laddettes, cry me a river

Now let's get this thread back on topic. Will the ratings and crowds drop in the 2018 series as a result of the lopsided 2017 series?

A
Is my prophecy on the money ?

The worm doesn't lie. 24 vs 16. The math is sound.

King-Eliagh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:50 pm

SportCapital wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:48 pm

King-Eliagh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:55 pm

50% more lead changes? Who's arse was that stat plucked from?

Fact is 7out of the 8 afl games were one sided piece of dogshit affairs. That's just the fact and no waffling on about high scoring or lead changes or cwowds or tv watings can change the fact. So cry me a river me afl laddettes, cry me a river

Now let's get this thread back on topic. Will the ratings and crowds drop in the 2018 series as a result of the lopsided 2017 series?

A
Is my prophecy on the money ?

The worm doesn't lie. 24 vs 16. The math is sound.

Sorry sport but your numbers aren't telling jack diddly at the moment. You've just plucked em out and dribbled them onto our boards with Not a skerrick of clarification. Seems very dodgy to me. Exactly what does 24 v 16 represent? Lead changes over the entire 2017 afl finals vs the 2016 afl finals? And exactly what are you trying to prove with ur stat?

Don't be shy now sport, put ur argument out there Ol chap

The_Wookie wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:54 pm

King-Eliagh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:32 am

Hellllooooo mah members

Talking footys resident prophet here with another important heads up forfootyfans

So, many of you will have read my fantastically popular thread on the lopsided piece of dogshit 2017 afl finals if you haven't, it's a fantastic read so please feel free to sit down with a warm milo and ur favourite blanket and have a good Ol read and chuckle over the hilarity that is the afl fans trying to defend the worst finals series in the history of afl footy (and likely all football codes).

If you don't have the time to read basically in sum this year the afl finals series produced 7 out of a possible 8 matches where one team absolutely and clearly dominated their opponent. These types of matches are boring to watch and should be rarer in finals footy, there's simply no two ways about that. I truly feel sorry for the many thousands of poor bastards who spent their hard earned money and free time watching lopsided contests that were often over by halftime. I watched a few matches on tv, it felt like I imagine what Chinese water torture would feel like. A slow and agonisingly boring torture.

So Having generously explained the background to my prophecy I would now like to state that

De cwowds and de tv watings of the 2018 afl series will be lower than the 2017 afl finals series.

Mark my words mah members!
I know this prophecy may be impacted by the mammoth prevalence of brain washed merinos that attend and watch afl no matter how shit the actual product is but I have belief that a lot of em have a few functional brain cells and a memory and will be disheartened by what happened this year.

Given AFL Crowds and ratings disagreed with your assessment of this years final series, why the fuck would we give a shit about your prophetic nonsense?

King-Eliagh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:35 pm

Wookie... Again you disappoint... You can and must do better!

I mean seriously, do you honestly believe the crowds turned up and the viewers tuned in knowing they'd be about to watch a lopsided piece of dogshit match? No, of course not, I'm the only one who could've predicted such a woeful finals series before it eventuates.

But dear wookie, I'm banking on thousands of those afl fans who showed up and tuned in to remember just how shithouse the finals competitions were and sensibly tune out and do something better with their time come September 2018.

Please wookie, post with some sensibility from now on. I can't handle another dim witted leagueiscrap type character on here. So... Pickup yer game!