Kings Update

[King-Eliagh]

Hi peeps

I will tell the truth and nothing but.

I have been drinking heavily compardres and yes I have not slept. I arrived home at 5am after losing my keys , wrote some emails after listening to tunes until 7am. Then after finding my keys I decided to give the arcade a shot. As you all know its been hard times for your King with my panic room high score being deleted and a computer malfunction making the games extremely difficult and virtually unplayable with erratic timing and so forth. However I believe in 2 hours whilst drunk , disorderly > > , sleep deprived, virtually blindfolded and with one arm tied behind my back i have regained four of my all time greatest scores . Truly amazing.

It is still currently an impossibility for me to play the timed games ie: hungry bob, panic room, and submarines and others. Yet I still have maintained and continued my ALL TIME GREATEST STATUS after giving you merknoggins 4+ free days and being handicapped!

To all you chumpos who believe I will be beaten GIVE UP NOW!!! The King is defeating all of you at less than a quarter of his powers :>::














































Its time to applause bitches!!!


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[Beaussie]

I decided to give the arcade a shot. As you all know its been hard times for your King with my panic room high score being deleted and a computer malfunction making the games extremely difficult and virtually unplayable with erratic timing and so forth. However I believe in 2 hours whilst drunk , disorderly > > , sleep deprived, virtually blindfolded and with one arm tied behind my back i have regained four of my all time greatest scores . Truly amazing.

Um make that 3 now. Two quick games of Monkey Dive and I reclaimed top spot. Too easy. :P

[King-Eliagh]

That record just got smashed beaussie!

[Beaussie]

Damn you KE. I've been trying without success to top your score in Monkey Dive again. I get close but not good enough to take top spot.

[King-Eliagh]

Damn you KE. I've been trying without success to top your score in Monkey Dive again. I get close but not good enough to take top spot.

There there my child.....there there.

Just remember you are not alone in this...dizzy's, crocman annd bittertommy are all in the same boat. Maybe you guys could form a support group where you can talk about these problems? I'll ask bigernie if he would like to lead such a group for you. Hows that sound?

[Dizzys_on_fire]

Keep talking it up KE, that's what we all want. The idea is to make you feel as secure as possible about your position in the arcade pecking order whilst the rest of us continue to organise and eventually execute our rather unorthodox plan of attack to knock you over once and for all. I won't reviel anything about this quite effective attacking manoeuvre other than its name - the "Bradbury".

KE, watch your six! :blackeye:

[King-Eliagh]

I will keep talking it up until I lose my top spot. And as much as you guys hate it I tend to believe if you walk the walk why not talk the talk. I am currently at work on broadband, this will be the only time I post for the next while as the home computer I'm using seems to be riddled with viruses. So my posts and gaming will be far less. However....I still believe I'll have top spot for a loooooooong looooooong time to come. Infact the polls are saying unanimously it'll be sometime after the sun explodes! Keep on trying you bunch of bradbury no hopers!

[Pickles]

i just got ya poker record King :D

[Beaussie]

That record just got smashed beaussie!

Just got back top spot back on Monkey Dive. Gotta do better next time KE.

[Pickles]

Good work beaussie

[Dizzys_on_fire]

This is what you call a "Bradbury", KE.

I did warn you