Is the afls new “competition” committee as lopsided as the competition itself?

[King-Eliagh]

YES!! YEs it fukkin well is

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2018/04/13/ ... committee/

Respected football journalist Mike Sheahan has provided a savage assessment of the AFL’s new competition committee, calling it lopsided and thoughtless.

First of all it’s difficult to see what on earth this committee will actually do but they’ve supposedly been formed to discuss the”overall progress of the game”

Check out their first agenda below and please, feel free to imagine the wonderful discussions they must’ve had

Item 1: AFL Competition Committee overview (Terms of reference, charter for the game)

Item 2: The Game (Evolution of the game, 2018 trends)

Item 3: Player Movement (NFL Draft report, Trade / Draft processes)

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Item 4: The Competition (AFLX, AFL Calendar)

And oh yeah one more thing, the afl comp committee looks like a committee straight out of 1950s Australia (no surprises there !) lopsided to frickin billio!!!

[King-Eliagh]

I love how aflx got a spot on the agenda!

i wonder whether they talked about afl in China? Or the one white parent rule?

Perhaps we at talking footy could collectively draft a few agenda points for their next meeting?

[AFLcrap1]

Item 5. Is there money to be made opening Grocery tents outside each entrance to AFL grounds .
PLEASE NOTE ...only item sold shall be BANANAS ?

Item 6. Explore the possibility of an AFL YOUTUBE channel
Show the weekly brawls outside the grounds .

Item 7. Hush money ....should we look at an increase to keep these bitches quiet?

[King-Eliagh]

I- (Chair to ask member Peggy Oneal to leave room for item 8 due to conflict of interest.

Item 8: UPDATE - top ten rootable chicks working in AFL HQ who are they now?

[King-Eliagh]

Steven May to leave room for item 9 due to conflict of interest.

Item 9 - cultural awareness training for those who've been racist.... can it be shortened from two days to two hours? Committee member Eddie mcchins to lead discussion.

[King-Eliagh]

Agenda item 10 - the Friday night FIZZER!

this actually might really be an agenda item they discuss

[Pete_2211]

The scariest thing is the Friday night game was actually one of the closest games of the weekend & the margin was still 30 odd points.

Way too many blowouts for my liking last round, Im getting a bit over it

[Terry]

The scariest thing is the Friday night game was actually one of the closest games of the weekend & the margin was still 30 odd points.

Way too many blowouts for my liking last round, Im getting a bit over it

You've got plenty of mates pal!! The tv viewers are leaving in droves each game. I suspect behind closed doors Gilligan and the crew are in the foetal position. I'd say that in the off season there will a raft of changes made to the fabric of the game to try and save it. Watch this space!!!

[AFLcrap1]

Yep
& the changes will be what the fans want ....that will be the Aflol headline
Realityis in the
Translation .
We will change the rules to whatever we want to try to save ratings nosediving even more ..with little or no input from fans .