Hi mah members,
Now some of you may recall my targeted attack last year on the guilty drug cheat lachie Whitfield from gws. Lachie's a cheat, there's no doubting that. But this morn whilst sitting at the airport preparing to travel homewards after another successful work trip I see lachie Whitfield is returning this week to play against collingwood. And as I view the images of lachie on the screen i think, well, we really need to look deep in our hearts and have some sympathy for lachie and all afl players who decide to go down the path of using performance enhancers. Just 'ave one look at the scrawny mutt and I think you'll see what I mean.
Mah members, I mean have a bloody heart for these afl weaklings will yas!!! They're weak little things. They're naturally feminine in their stature and in their demeanour. Compared to rl players they really lack size strength power speed and aggression and, well, I think when you think about it essendon were probably onto something we could all learn from. it might well be worth drugging the whole lot of em to the nines so that the players feel better about their physique, so they play with some bloody aggression for a change, and so the entire code and sport lifts its game to something worthy of a professional sport. Because, mah members, at the moment it's pitiful to see those skinny bean poles run with their catwalk arms a flailing pretending to be Australian professional athlete men.
So I say yes, we should advocate for performance enhancers to be legal in the afl. The code and its players so dearly need it.
James hird, the man many call golden boy...ahead of his time =D> 
