Can Jarryd Hayne be the newest ambassador for the AFL?

[leeroy*NRL*]

JARRYD HAYNE

must be a curse>>

look what happen at the TITANS

now look at PARRA 0 and 5

[AFLcrap1]

He's a cancer at every club he goes to .

[SportCapital]

KE,
When the Eels signed Hayne, did you get one of those warm fuzzy feelings inside?

Don't worry, l can help you deal with it.
The only thing that helps in this situation.
Grab a bucket, bend over and tickle your gag button.
I guarantee you'll feel better for it.


Swings and roundabouts.......

[King-Eliagh]

Haha yeeeaaah... I can't say it was a good feeling to hear Jayne had been signed. Only respite I could think of was ' I hope they got him fukkin dirt cheap'. He turned his back on our club and don't really deserve to be there. We will see.

In any case I still think the afl should consider signing him as a player or in an ambassadorial role. As an athlete he's streaks ahead of afl players in terms of strength, power, speed and agility. He'd just need a month or two of trotting practice and he'd be a bona fide afl player.

And just imagine if the afl gave him a few extra million to be an ambassador! Hayne is Fijian just imagine thebthiusanda of Fijian kids who'd take up the sport? And imagine Fiji itself? Schools would be all playing it and kids and there'd be heaps of clubs popping up. Maybe in 10 years even a Fijian afl team!!!



Hayne may be a clown but he's a freakin Rhodes scholar compared to the highly paid clan of village idiots working down at afl hq.

Y'all know I'm right

[SportCapital]

Haha yeeeaaah... I can't say it was a good feeling to hear Jayne had been signed. Only respite I could think of was ' I hope they got him fukkin dirt cheap'. He turned his back on our club and don't really deserve to be there. We will see.

In any case I still think the afl should consider signing him as a player or in an ambassadorial role. As an athlete he's streaks ahead of afl players in terms of strength, power, speed and agility. He'd just need a month or two of trotting practice and he'd be a bona fide afl player.

And just imagine if the afl gave him a few extra million to be an ambassador! Hayne is Fijian just imagine thebthiusanda of Fijian kids who'd take up the sport? And imagine Fiji itself? Schools would be all playing it and kids and there'd be heaps of clubs popping up. Maybe in 10 years even a Fijian afl team!!!



Hayne may be a clown but he's a freakin Rhodes scholar compared to the highly paid clan of village idiots working down at afl hq.

Y'all know I'm right

You're coughing up 500k for that slimy *****.
The shoe kind of fits though.
The slimy ***** plays for the slimyest team. The Eels!
The AFL wouldn't offer him a cleaning job let alone play in the Premier competition.

[King-Eliagh]

oi!! Don’t dare try misleading our members and guests by making out the folk at afl hq have anything but elements of turd between their ears!

You silly fool, the afl offered nrl players of far lesser caliber millions upon millions! never gets old!

Look I’ll be honest the afl weren’t all stupid recruiting Karmichael and Izzy, Karmichael won games for the Gold Coast and was a very valuable player. Izzy was rightly touted to be a future star by afl experts. But the afl believing these players would boost their multicultural appeal was a fukkin joke. The naivety of a toddler They would have been far better off spending the millions they dished out to ensuring their Aboriginal players and other players of differing ethnicity than their white Anglo majority get respect rather than racism from the fans, the clubs and their media.

Now to be fair dinkum in the afl the only bloke that comes close to the athlete Jarryd Hayne is is buddy franklin. But Jarryd is faster than buddy, he’s stronger than buddy, he’s far more powerful than buddy and more agile too now I’m a realist so I’ll admit buddy’s kicking will always be far superior to Haynes but if Hayne did about six months practice and trained up in the defensive line he’d likely keep buddy to two goals or less every time he marked him.

You guys know Im right

[AFLcrap1]

KE
The voice of logic.

[SportCapital]

Those elements of turd as you say have an uncanny ability to make sound business decisions that make what the leaders of the NRlilL do look like underrated amateurs.
What's that leave between your leaders ears?
Enough room to swing a cat.

[King-Eliagh]

Those elements of turd as you say have an uncanny ability to make sound business decisions that make what the leaders of the NRlilL do look like underrated amateurs.
What's that leave between your leaders ears?
Enough room to swing a cat.

Sound business decisions??? have you been sniffing glue? Laquering wood without a mask? Doing a James hird and injecting pigs brains? Have you drank more than fevola at a Brownlow?



International expansion? Sound business? Whattabout demetriou in his fabled ten point plan about 10 years back ? “Afl will be the sport of choice for every young man in Australia”

Sport capital common man, be real. Please, for the love of god, at least just ... be real

[SportCapital]

Those elements of turd as you say have an uncanny ability to make sound business decisions that make what the leaders of the NRlilL do look like underrated amateurs.
What's that leave between your leaders ears?
Enough room to swing a cat.

Sound business decisions??? have you been sniffing glue? Laquering wood without a mask? Doing a James hird and injecting pigs brains? Have you drank more than fevola at a Brownlow?



International expansion? Sound business? Whattabout demetriou in his fabled ten point plan about 10 years back ? “Afl will be the sport of choice for every young man in Australia”

Sport capital common man, be real. Please, for the love of god, at least just ... be real

Never said all were sound.
But you don't become within Australia:
#1 watched comp.
#1 attended comp.
#1 for club members.
#1 biggest media deal.
#1 women's comp.
#1 highest average payed players.
#1-5 best stadiums.
By making repeated dead set ******** business disisions like the National Flogby League.
To be frank, I'm struggling to recall a single sound business disisions your mob have made in recent history.
Not one.....

That is all real KE.

[King-Eliagh]

Actually the first one is very likely a myth.

As for the rest? Nice selection pal. That’s just fantastic.

But you missed some bro

#1 most racist comp
#1 most shithouse grand final pre game entertainment
#1 most piddly 3 game and pet memberships
#1 most usage of traditionally cricket stadiums
#1 most disgraceful example of drugs cheating in Australian history (and hird delivers the 2017 norm smith medal)

Common sport, let’s be real here ok?



“Afl will be the sport of choice for all young Australian men”

[King-Eliagh]

I’m telling you now bro, it’s not the afl leadership who’ve made the game successful.

It’s the fans who roll up week in week out to fill the stadiums. They’re as raiderdave once described them, brain dead Merinos who one after the other walk into stadiums week in week out. Why?

1. Well the game can be decent to watch live (it’s on too large a field to make tv very worthwhile). And 2. The brain dead merinos don’t know what else to do with emselves. They’re, quite literally ...’followers’.

[SportCapital]

No myth. Fact.
Another fact.
At your Eels.
For $5.50/month you can have a 0 game membership.
Fucked if I know why anyone would bother with that.
I think it's a joke.
And for $4.50/month your pet on choice can be a member.

That is all real again.

[SportCapital]

I’m telling you now bro, it’s not the afl leadership who’ve made the game successful.

It’s the fans who roll up week in week out to fill the stadiums. They’re as raiderdave once described them, brain dead Merinos who one after the other walk into stadiums week in week out. Why?

1. Well the game can be decent to watch live (it’s on too large a field to make tv very worthwhile). And 2. The brain dead merinos don’t know what else to do with emselves. They’re, quite literally ...’followers’.

I have to disagree.
While it is great live, the massive crowds are half the reason I go.
I figure you wouldn't know what it's like to be part of a 90000+ strong crowd at a HA Match.
Not just that, being able to see the whole ground and all the players movement is a major draw card I feel.

But, tv gives a different experience for me.
Enjoyable none the less.
I'll watch a replay of that same match just to see all the up close action and have some commentary.

And yes, we all follow footy. But not just follow, we also support.
It's a bloody religion down here.
Amen!