Change the date!

[crocodileman]

I am sick of this bullshit 26 January being our national day. What does it commemorate? The landing of fuckers in Botany Bay who spent the next 3 days drinking piss and ******* the female convicts (the history books don't say this, but it happened!) until they couldn't walk.

**** the Brits and their ******* invasion! **** their genocide and murder!
**** England, full stop!

I have some better dates to celebrate our national day.

January 12, 1981 - Trevor Chappell's celebrated underarm brings on Australia's proudest cricketing victory. "Beat the bastards, and use the poms own rules to destroy kiwis!"

February 10, 1998 - On this day, Jeannette Howard was diagnosed and hospitalised for treatment for cancer. The fat bitch didn't die, but it sure gave me a warm feeling!

March 9, 2002 - Pauline Hanson was gaoled for being a racist fucker and was forced to endure untold atrocities committed on her. ******* lovely!

April 1 - April Fools Day pretty well sums up an Australian electorate who would re-elect that merkin Howard, time and again!

May 10 - Jelly wrestling in Darwin - I can feel an erection coming on now!

August 1 - Horses official birthday - I've ****** my fair share of ugly mares, let's all celebrate our achievements in successfully finding the vaginas on obese fat moles.

September 21, 1904 - more of a memorial to mourn the vote being given to women in this country - they should be all made to stay home to cook, clean and **** on command!

December 24 - let's get in and celebrate 1 day before the rest of the world!